If, like me, you hit the shops for a spot of Christmas shopping at the weekend, chances are you a) wrapped up warm, b) wore something sensible on your feet.
That’s why you and I could never be Lady Gaga, for when she hits the shops it’s a whole other bag of snakes. Gaga laughs in the face of practical fashion and treads on the toes of sensible shoes. For her, the perfect sartorial selections for a trot round the shops in Milan consist of a crystal encrusted ‘Elvis the Vegas years’ jumpsuit, a black leather studded bondage harness, 10-inch platform boots and a floor-sweeping net veil/cloak affair. This get-up tells us three things about Gaga:
First: she must have a squad of stylists and assistants at home to prep, prime and buckle her up each morning.
Second: she must have a chauffeur literally drive into her closet each morning and pick her up, so impractical is this whole ensemble.
Third: she probably wishes she’d gone for the jeans and trainers option in hindsight.
It has to be said that even the Gaga is starting to look tired of all the effort it takes just to leave the house these days, and although we appreciate a trier as much as the next person, (and Lord knows she tries), where is this all leading? High heels without heels? Sunglasses made of cigarettes? A dress made of meat?!!? Oh… – BBC
